Card of the board

Once upon a time, there was a man named Bore. (Person closest to left side). Bore was a man who could not afford as much as bread, let alone a business suit. One day, as Bore was walking down a dark alleyway, a streak of light from the heavens dawned upon him, or that is what he thought. The next moment it was pitch black. When he woke, he was lying in a bed. He was dressed in a night gown that was as clean as soap and smelt like detergent. He looked around a and noticed a large pile of presents, were waiting for him in an isolated corner. Not even curious about who sent them, he tore the wrapping paper off his many presents. There were around twenty neat, and ironed business suits that were all his. He quickly changed into the suits, wearing one on top of the other. As he tried to get up from his crouched position, he fell over, with the weight of the suits pulling him back. He cursed in pain, but stopped a second later, as something had caught his eye. It was a brown, cardboard, box!!!!!!!!!! Years ago he had encountered a brown, cardboard box identical to this one. It had taken him to a faraway land called card of the board. This was the one place where life made sense, where he had friends and a home to stay in. His life was perfect there, until seῆorita Erossa came a took it from him. (She claimed that she needed it to mail a laptop that was broken by Togaines, a misunderstood, man). But now was his chance. He took the box and put it over his head; nothing happened, and then he started to spin. Faster...Faster.... He fell to the ground with a thud. As he looked around, he could see all his friends, (the one who was kicked out of his house by his wife, and had nowhere else to sleep, the two wonderers, and the rich man who thought he could get back to earth by taking the box off and putting it on). He inhaled the clear air, with the distinct smell of grass, and he knew he was home.